
You know how at the end of the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she only has enough energy to say, after killing the mayor, "Tree, pretty"? That's exactly how I feel now.
We just got back from a terrific five days in San Antonio, where we attended the annual conference of the
National Council of Teachers of English (NCTE) and ALAN (A
ssembly on Literature for Adolsecents of NCTE). The
program for ALAN is available in PDF here. Cyn also did the San Antonio Express-News Children's Book Workshop on Saturday, with
M.T. Anderson,
Kathi Appelt, and
Pam Munoz Ryan.
Thanks to
Candlewick Press and
Little Brown Books for Young Readers for sponsoring our stay! Thanks also to all the organizers (especially
David Gill, who spoke to us about this way back when...), sponsors, and other indefatigable types who made the conference(s) a great success.
Friday, we arrived at the
Fairmount about mid-afternoon; checking in, we were greeted by
Luke, the hotel dog concierge. That evening, we attended a reception for the Express-News workshop at a private home, where I had the chance to chat with a number of the organizers, as well as
Pam Munoz Ryan, and Ken and
Kathi Appelt, where we got the details on their trip to New York for the National Book Award gala. Thanks to Nancy, our escort and to our hostess whose name I can't remember right now (sorry!).
Saturday was the Express-News workshop itself, which Cyn attended while I scoped out the exhibits on the floor at NCTE (after moving hotels to the Westin Riverwalk). At NCTE, I happened upon and then went to lunch with the lovely
Rita Williams Garcia. Other folks I was glad to have the chance to chat with included
Judy O'Malley and
Elaine Scott at Charlesbridge, Jeanette Larson (in a variety of locations),
Helen Hemphill,
John Green,
M.T. Anderson,
Tanya Lee Stone,
Marc Aronson,
Patty Campbell, and
Linda Sue Park. Also, we found out that Cynthia's cousin Stacy, in her incarnation as an instructional coach/education doctoral student, was in town when she appeared at the signing for ETERNAL. Later that afternoon, Cyn and I had a drink at the hotel with
Marc Aronson, discussing, among other things, boys reading nonfiction.

(Walter and Rita)
That evening, Cyn went to the Candlewick-YA librarian dinner while I stayed at the hotel, ordered room service, and read
David Gill's
SOUL ENCHILADA (I'll have a more complete review closer to publication date but suffice it to say for now that it is absolutely terrific).
Sunday, we had breakfast with Stacy and then lunch with my editor
Alvina Ling (They had copies of
Geektastic!) at
Las Canarias. Afterwards, we decided to take it easy and went back to the hotel room, where I worked on my WIP for a bit. That night was the joint publisher reception, where I had the pleasure of meeting
David Yoo in person for the first time; other notables I had the chance to talk with included
Gail Giles,
Jim Blasingame (former ALAN review editor and current ALAN president-elect),
Bonnie Kunzel (panel moderator par excellence),
Walter Mayes (aka, Walter the Giant), Stephanie Lurie, and a host of other luminaries I am too fried to remember right now.
Later that evening I attended a champagne social organized by Sonya Soanes and her husband (thanks guys!) for all the authors. Also there were
Walter Mayes,
David Lubar,
Marilyn Reynolds,
Laurie Halse Anderson,
Varian Johnson,
Margo Rabb,
Rita Williams-Garcia,
Kathleen Duey (I was delighted to find out that the sequel to Skin Hunger is scheduled for next year!) and another host of luminaries I'm too fried to remember right now (Cyn stayed back at our hotel, since her broken toe was giving her grief and she ran out of vicodin a couple weeks ago).
Monday, the ALAN workshop itself kicked off with
Teri Lesesne delivering a terrific and rousing keynote and M.T. Anderson with thoughtful opening remarks (also terrific). We didn't see all the panels, but made it to "Shift Happens: Reading Material that Switches Teens from the Internet to Books," with Walter Mayes,
Lauren Myracle, and
Shana Norris. After lunch in the restaurant at the Marriott Rivercenter, the afternoon kicked off with an insightful speech by
Joan Bauer, and a panel on "sports stories" with
Matt de la Pena and
Catherine Gilbert Murdock. This was followed by Cyn's panel with
Melissa Marr and
Rick Riordan, titled "Gods, Foods, and Tattoos: The Mixed Mythos of Urban Fantasy." (Cyn, as always, was excellent, and talked about literary influences on Tantalize and Eternal).
Later that afternoon was a panel called "Fear and Loathing in Young Adult Books," with
Nancy Werlin,
Gail Giles, and
Sheri Sinykin. The workshop broke that evening with a hilarious monologue by
David Lubar. Other highlights included chatting with
C.J. Bott and
Don Gallo (this apparently, is the tenth anniversary of his heart attack at NCTE Nashville), and
E. Lockhart, who had her new baby there, as well.

(Me and David Yoo)
The second day of ALAN began with a speech titled "Speaking the twisted Truth to Power," by Laurie Halse Anderson (she blogs ALAN
here). My panel on Tuesday was with
Dave Yoo and
Cory Doctorow, and was called "Let's Hear It for the Boys: Writing for the Teen Male." We did a well-received Q&A (thanks Bonnie!) and then signed.

(Me and Bonnie)
Lunch was again at the Marriott Rivercenter, this time with
Walter Mayes and
Helen Hemphill. That afternoon, we heard
Sharon Flake talk about "Ten Years of Living in the Skin I'm In," and a panel called "War is..." with
Marc Aronson, Patty Campbell, and
Rita Williams-Garcia. After a break where we had a chance to talk with Patty Campbell, we returned for the last panels of the day, which were "When Love Produces a New Negotiation," with
Marilyn Reynolds,
Neal Shusterman, and
Joan Kaywell; and "New Voices in Young Adult Literature," with
Donna Freitas,
Claudia Guadalupe Martinez, and
Suzanne Crowley.
By then, of course, we were completely fried, and went over to
Luca for a drink and dinner with
David Gill and
Walter Mayes.

(David Gill, snarling).
NCTE/ALAN is one (or two) of the most fun, exhausting, and exhilarating of all the writing/reading/teaching conferences. I'm going back to bed...